Sorry we nearly brought about the apocalypse (we’ll try harder next time)

Last year Church officials gathered at Yonder to bring our strange occult teachings to the confused masses. Over two hundred festival goers attended and over seventy ‘power of attorneys’ were signed over to the Church (36 legally binding) and almost all who attended were delighted by the performance with cries of “CYBERTRUCK” being chanted long after the performance had ended. We laughed, we cried, we drank vegan blood and in the end we summoned a glittery satan and disco danced well into the night.
This year Lord Ry’el is back to apologise about nearly bringing about the end of days, promising to finish it off properly this time.